Alan & Morag's Banter - continued ;-)

[little plum]

Alan , watch oot. the heid midden has savoury tendencies. A thought the chocolate suggestion would have derailed them.

[Milda]

Have a great holiday Neil,at least we are not disappearing on holiday at the same time.Remember the last one .

[Milda]

As for you Alan,I left the Academy when I heard you were starting .

[Milda]

Have you lot gone and left me all alone?

[morag]

He's in hiding 'till he has back up again, Milda...somebody go and throw a crust under Rowanside's bed please, we want him fit when Milda and Vera tak him oan!

[Milda]

Yeah ,that's probably what it is ,big fearty. He''ll never be fit for the two of us anyway.He may start going to the gym or something,he only has over two weeks.

[Rowanside]

Thank you for your P.M. Milda,hope you recieved my reply.
Yoo Hoo Daddy,s back.Spring has sprung ,the grass has riz,i wonder where the burdies is ?
In springtime a young mans fancy turns to love,but me being an auld git ,my fancy turns to writing poetry.This spring i am going to pen beautiful verse to Vera the vultumious vulture,Milda,the Miscevious Midden,and of course Morag the Mad.
Milda next time you slip me a bit oh toast when am hiding frae Morag under ma bed ,gonnie put orange marmalade oan it ?,ah dinnae like yon lime stuff. Ta.x

[Milda]

Ok ,will do Alan,aye the lime one is a bit bitter .

[morag]

Whit!!? Toast, marmalade!!? Right, Milda, yer gettin' too saft wi' that aul' codger! Oh, wait, ah get it, you'retrying tae win his confidence so's he'll creep oot then ye can batter him! Good lassie!

[Rowanside]

Listen you,yer heid Middeness,Ma pal Milda widnea batter me,whit dae ye think i am, a bluddy big cod ?.Ma pal Milda is only lookin efter me till L.P. gets back frae his bull fechtin ower in yonder Spainishshire place.Furthermair am staying under this bed till you gee me parole.


Got the jokes Morag, Ta x

[Milda]

Yes Morag,I am getting too soft in my old age.I have taken pity on him,seeing he has no LP to fight in his corner and 3 against 1,it's not very fair is it. Don't worry I will be back to normal soon.

Alan you are safe for the moment,yes I got your reply ,thanks.

[Rowanside]

There ye go yer Middeness,see,ma matey Milda hus a kind hert which is mair than ah can say fur you when am stuck here under this bed wi oot L.P tae help.When ur ye gaun tae consider ma parole ?, am needin a pee and the pottys full ?.Milda, can ye maybe slide ah couple oh tattie scones and pancakes in tae me ?